1. Learn “tourist-Italian”
2. Marry my cat
3. Be sensible and delete item 2 off the list
4. Get over your fear for escalators
5. And your fear for passing trains
6. Dance until the sun comes up
7. Go to the hairdresser and say “Surprise me”
8. Get the perfect British accent. Cheers!
9. Have your own dictionary
(9b. Destroy your own dictionary because this turned out to be a horrible idea)
10. Go for a run (VOLUNTARILY)
11. Learn the hula
12. Buy a train ticket and closed-eyed-pick cities to visit
13. Do a somersault on each continent
15. Find the best chocolate in the world
16. Jump off a cliff into deep water (note: cool story to tell at parties)
17. See a platypus (note: even cooler story to tell at parties)
18. Throw a drink in someone’s face (note: don’t tell at parties)
19. Learn to count to 100 in French (i mean who needs 101 it’s not like you’re gonna be watching disney films in Paris)
20. Ride an elephant with style (or without style whatever just DONT DIE)
21. See a fashion show
22. Have a walking closet and if that’s impossible just go for the walk-in one.
23. Have a go at figuring out why people are so obsessed with One Direction
23b. OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO SEE 1D IN CONCERT
23c. Marry Harry Styles cuz GOD that boy is sex-a-doodle-dingdong
24. Accio Harry Potter marathon
25. Attempt the impossible: save money
26. See the milkyway
28. Live in London
29. Have a proper relationship (neither Food consumption, imaginary Celebrity dates nor sleeping with Bed qualify)
30. Score the highest on maths oh lordy dont we just love algebra
31. Throw a roof top party (+ figure out means of getting there)
